Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle I Limbo

DMV Employees
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

General asshats
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Jordan the "god-like" Drum Corps guy
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Willow Creek Middle School
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Rednecks
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Osama bin Laden
Circle VII Burning Sands

Saddam Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Mellophones and or Baritones
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell