aquasilvercj's Diaryland
Diary
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PRONTO!
I am happy =) And I think Lincoln's cool. Went to church choir today, that was fun. I miss singing. I should have been in choir, it seemed I never really had any time for it, though. There's a song with Spanish lyrics: "Buena nueva a los pobres, libertad a los prisioneros. Bailen con los cojos, canten con los mudos, den vista a los ciegos. Abre el corazón al Espíritu de Dios. Alimenten al hambriento, vistan al desnudo, den esperanza al desamparado, al enfermero y al prisionero." They're very nice, if you know what they mean. They translate cleanly, too, except for the "al" part. Strangely enough, tengo hambre. Quizás regresaré pronto. =P First off what is your name?: Cj What are you listening to right now? Nothing, actually. It's 1:53 a.m., I'm sposed to be quiet.
What grade are you in? 13th.
Have you ever fantasized about getting yourself cloned so that you could date yourself?: No. Are you a good liar?: No.
Do you like the girl/boy next door type?: I don't think any of those exist. Have you ever dated the girl/boy next door?: Um... do you know what lives next door to me? Do you fall in love easily?: Love? no. How about out of love?: Definitely not. But it happens. Do you believe in revenge?: Yes. Are you someone who believes that there is one true love for you somewhere out there in the universe?: No. When you make decisions, would you would rather be fair or correct?: Correct. At a restaurant, do you send food back if it's not what you expected?: It depends if it costs more than what I ordered, or was something I'd rather eat rocks than consume. When you spend a lot of time alone with someone, you begin to think of him/her as: ...if I spend a lot of time with them, that means that I like the person. So, I begin to think of the person as quite a good friend. Give me your best pick up line: Excuse me, I think I just dropped something... my JAW!! Courtesy of Becky B.
Have you ever faked a British accent?: On numerous occasions. Has a British accent ever faked you?: What does that mean? If it means "have you ever been tricked into thinking someone's British" then, no. Is love just A BIG FAT LIE?: No. Do you believe in love at first sight?: It doesn't exist. For Blind People?: Is that supposed to be funny? If you like someone, do you usually ask them out?: No. Would you ever go on a nude beach?: No. By Friday afternoon do you usually know what you're doing on Saturday night?: Hmm... if it's work, yes. If it's not, then no. Suppose a girlfriend or boyfriend that you were really into said one day, "You and me just aren't right for each other," and dumped you right there. Did you notice the poor grammar?: No. Do you have an easy time talking to strangers at parties?: Yes. If expense weren't an issue, would you want a cell phone?: Everyone wants one. Of course I would. I have one, but only because my parents pay for it. Someone tells you you have great nostrils, you: say "Thanks...." and give my freaked-out smile. Do you frequently listen to headphones or sing to yourself when you're walking around?: I do both all of the time. Do you talk to yourself?: All of the time. If someone offered you a chance at the thing you wanted most in the world, but in exchange you could never tell anyone about it, would you take it?: Yes. What do you do after sex?: Hm. No. Would you rather take an essay test or a multiple choice test?: Multiple choice, definitely. They suck, but on most of my essays teachers see through the fluff almost immediately. My favorite comment of the year on an AP Symposium essay: "Where is this going...?" Would you rather shop for clothes with friends or alone?: Alone. After you hang out with a group of people for a while, do they adopt your slang more than you pick up on theirs?: "Fazang" "w00t" "LOL" "OMG" "what the god" "AHH MAHH GAHH" and 'leet speech' are all things I began saying, and that people are saying now. So, I'd say they pick up on mine. Do a lot of people know the real you?: No. I'm not sure if anyone does. Do you like having your picture taken?: I usually don't care, if I look particularly hideous then I object. Are you superstitious?: Yes. Aren't babies incredibly special?: Yes. And aren't movies better when they're based on a true story?: It doesn't matter. Unless it's something like "Catch Me if you Can" in which this guy pulled off all this amazing bullshit. Do you truly have a favorite color--one color that, besides just looking good on you, you really love?: Yes. Blue. Is smoking wrong?: Making someone smoke is wrong. Choosing to kill yourself is not wrong, however, it's stupid. After you're dead, would you rather be forgotten or hatefully rememebered?: Forgotten. What kind of movies do you like best?: Hmm... I like lots of kinds. It varies. Do you best express yourself through talking or writing?: Writing. does )||( look dirty to you? No. What the hell. And how do you feel about age? Specifically, what is sexier, someone older or someone younger? I've never thought someone my own age is "sexy." Do you like someone taller or shorter than you? Taller. Now describe the perfect body for a mate: Someone of the same species. Are you a StarTrek fan? Yes. What do you feel is the best form of contraception?: Whatever you like, and works for you. Have you ever performed a strip tease?: No. How do you feel about pornographic films?: Can't say that I've watched any, but as long as you don't make a career out of watching them, I guess it's fine. How many people have you had sex with?: THISMANY ||||, (that's supposed to be a fist). Have you ever engaged in a sexual activity with more than one person at the same time?: No. Have you ever had sex with more than one person in the same day?: No. Wow. Have you ever had any sexually transmitted diseases?: No. Have you ever been involved with someone who was married to someone other than you?: No. How do you feel about being tied up or handcuffed?: How do I feel about it? I'd rather not be either of those things! Have you ever given or been given a hickey?: I... don't think so. And approximately how many days has it been since you last had sex?: I haven't. Why are you asking? Do you believe it's possible for two individuals to have an emotionless, healthy, sexual relationship (i.e., sex like rabbits, but without all those lovey-dovey bunny emotions)?: No. This pie tastes like my bird: My, that's a shame. Do you think it's important to find love?: I guess, yeah. Backing up, let's talk about your childhood. Were you a happy kid?: Yes, I was, I was pretty naughty, though. Were you abused?: No.
Were you an only child?: No.
Were you an only friend?: What? I didn't have any friends when I was really little. Were you Canadian?: ...No. Do you always wear underwear?: Yes. On a scale of 1 to 10, please rank the importance of love during sexual intercourse: 9
Do you carry condoms?: What in the hell?! No, I don't, as I'm not a whore, thanks. You think love is best nurtured by understanding, compassion, trust, or need?: Understanding. In a relationship what is least important; good looks, personality, or sex skills?: Hm. Sex skills? If you were really old, and married, and in love, whom would you want to die first, u or him?: I... really don't know. Probably me, if I were selfish, but then if I were in love I'd want him to die first, so we could be together til his end. Do you own a midget who serves you sex in the night?: And how did you find out about that. Is sex without love okay?: Not... I... No? Have you ever looked at porn on the net?: And who hasn't, with all of those damn pop-up ads reading "FREE ONLINE HOT SEX NOW WEBCAM SLUTS GETTING IT ON 4 U!!!!!"? Have you ever had cybersex?: Ahhh haha, ask me a story sometime about Katelyn's house in 8th grade. Have you ever been photographed nude?: No. That's weird. Have you ever been paid money for a sexual act?: No. Do you know how to fire a gun?: No. If you could shoot someone and get away with it would you?: No. That's terrible. Have you ever cheated on anyone?: No. Have you ever cheated on someone repeatedly?: ...No. Have you ever worn leather?: I can't recall... maybe on a belt or something. Have you ever stopped to consider that your skin is a type of leather?: Skin is skin. Leather is skin that has been chemically treated and tanned, among other things. So, it's not. Do you like to dance?: At times. Do you like to spend time outside?: Yes. Do you find thunder and lightning erotic?: That's weird. No. Would you rather "make love," "have sex," or "f"?: >laughing< The first one, I guess. Now pick three adjectives that best describe how you feel about yourself: How about I pick three adjectives that best describe the maker of this test: bored, perverted, and descriptive. And, on a scale of 1 to 10, how sexually attractive do you find yourself?: I'm not that narcissistic, thanks.
12:04 a.m. - July 14, 2004
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